Whingies World

Hi Fans! Welcome to my new web page, dedicated to cool stuff, news, links, goss and me! Now that I have returned from my European tour I have some new interests including Premier League football, and, of course rock and roll, movies and even literature and culture! Wayne 'Sponge Bob' Rooney To kick things off (no pun intended) here is a link to a great story on my fave newspaper website, The Sun. I just love page 3. This story is about Wayne Rooney's birthday guitar gift! It’s about guitars and football! Hooray! Check it out!

Whingie's Celebrity Hero Of The Month

Russell Brand. Why? Because he is a West Ham supporter, and funny yet provocative, a little like me! I think I am better looking though. Read all about Russell Brand at his official site...

Whingie's Rock Star Of The Month

Luke Dux (article coming soon) check it out...

Fave Axe

Fender® Yngwie Malmsteen Tribute Stratocaster®. My fave axe hero Yngwie plays this and we have one in The Vault!

Silly Fact Of The Month

To “testify” was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles. Hmmmm....

Contact Me

You can contact me with interesting news, trivia, stories and stuff at Kosmic Sound, but only on Monday, Wednesday or Thursday. I take cash, credit card or personal cheque. Email me at willf at kosmic dot com dot au

Update: Adrian De Latte edition of Jazz Oddysey now online!

Here's some whingey jokes;

" Pop, when I grow up I want to be a guitar player. "
" Son, you can't do both. "

Q: what does a guitar player use for birth control?
A: His personality

Q: How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Eleven. One to screw it in and ten to say "I coulda done it better and faster".

Q: How many bluegrass players does it take to change a light bulb
A: None. They won't touch anything electric

Q: How do you get an electric guitarist to turn down his amp ?
A: Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.